here we go

I am chewing on cola gummy worms.

Chew. chew. chew. Swallow. Smack lips. Repeat.

You can tell that I'm damn bored. And damned to experience boredom in the office for the rest of the day.

Still plenty of gummy worms to keep me going.

Not forgetting the colourful gummy bears.

Oooh yeah. I'd rather masturbate for fun but I've got rashes on my privates (I hate sanitary pad rashes) and the skin's all dry and painful, chafing in my cotton-lycra panties in my denims. Woohoo!