my mom's a bitch

My mom's a bitch. She is a bitter old woman who has nothing going for her in her life except to spend her days watching pointless Korean soaps. One day, I shall ship her off to an onsen resort in Japan and let her have her fun there and she shall no longer bother me you hear, she SHALL NO LONGER BOTHER ME.

In the meantime, if I get married to an Indian guy, he'd better get over his disappointment that I will not be making him homemade chapatti and dhal curry. All I'm going to do is to fry nuggets and that's that.