Thursday, August 21, 2008

anxiously, i burst into flames

Scenario 1:

Do you have this dream where you need to pee really badly? So you go to pee? But somehow the pee doesn't trickle down? And somehow you still don't feel relieved? Then you wonder if it's a dream? After which, you actually do get up and find out that it was a dream but you really do need to go after all? So you rush to the loo in time, partially wet your pants or maybe you wake up to realise that you've peed on the bed?

Scenario 2:

Do you have this dream where you're brushing your teeth? And as the bristles on the toothbrush touch your teeth, they start tumbling out and fall into the sink as if they were glued onto your gums with potato starch? And you watch in horror as your teeth flow into the drain along with the water running from the tap? Then you try to grab the other bits of teeth in the sink and try to stick them back onto your gums? But they won't stick? And then you wake up and check your teeth to see if they're still attached?

Scenario 3:

Do you have this dream where there's a girl? And you know this girl, you like this girl and the girl likes you back? But you did something really crappy to this girl, like you cheated on her or lied to her or said something unflattering about her butt and she comes at you with a flying kick? Which is to be expected anyway because you did her a great wrong anyway? And because she really likes you? And your guilt is seeping into your dream?

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