sushi goes 'peta'

I... have got some weird fantasies hiding in the folds of my armpit. (Eh?) But you all ready knew that didn't you? Like the one... with the dog... and with the girl... and with the umbrella... (Eh??)

It's not as awful as it sounds. There's not a lot you can do when you combine a dog, a girl and an umbrella together anyway and especially if it happens to be raining. Worse comes to worse, the dog and the girl can only shield themselves from the rain with the umbrella. If a flasher runs up to them, they'd still stand quite still underneath the umbrella in refusal of getting wet.

If it wasn't raining, the girl could whack the dog with the umbrella. It has to be yellow, preferably, that umbrella.

Anyway, today's fantasy is about sushi.

(Omigod! A disturbingly disgusting image just flashed into my head!!! I accidentally imagined a piece of sushi resting peacefully on somebody's hairy armpit!!!)

(Flying kicks the disturbingly disgusting image to a far away place - but without love because disturbingly disgusting things don't deserve love.)

Anyway again, sushi. If you take a piece of sushi and fwapped it against the table, it'll make this 'peta' sound. That's today's fantasy actually. Taking the same piece of sushi and going 'peta', 'peta' against the table top for a hundred times until the smell of sushi is embedded into the table (and my fingers) and remains for the next three days.

'Peta', 'peta'.

Ooh, I think I want to eat sushi off...