Scene 1:
A man and a woman are making out in a car. It gets hot and heavy, and before you know it, they're groping at each other like the blind.
Suddenly, the woman grabs something.
Woman: What's that? What's that? It feels hard, something small and cute. Could it be..?
Man: A carrot?
Woman: A carrot? There's a carrot in your pants?
Man: It's.. MIGHTY CARROT!
Woman: AAAHHHH!!!! It's BABY CARROT!!!!!!
The car explodes and they both die.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
let's fly
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