useless facts

Useless things you need to know about moi:
1. Untrimmed nose hair scares me.
2. Wonders what it's like to bite on a huge chunk of raw salmon.
3. Old people and children scare me.
4. Cannot tear her eyes aware from the sight of big boobies and extreme cleavages - especially if they are attached to attractive women.
5. Prefers brocolli to cauliflower.
6. Is a right old tease.
7. Is sometimes sadistic, more often a masochist.
8. Wants to own a machete.
9. Untrimmed nose hair freaks me out.
10. Still cannot fathom the purpose of armpit hair and pubic hair.
11. Nearly died after watching The Knowing.
12. Wonders why she likes one particular older person. Why she is afraid of getting down and dirty with him. Why she is afraid of him seeing her any less than the girl she is right now.
13. Wants to stick to the original plan made at fourteen - to be a spinster forever and drive a pink go-kart.
14. Wants a pet bunny that talks.
15. Trims her nose hair so as not to freak other people out.
16. Never leaves the house with visible armpit stubble.
17. Armpit stubble scares me.
18. Says NO to armpit stubble.
19. Is experiencing backache.
20. Wants to be beautiful some day.