kesimpulan of the day

Orang gemuk, hai, orang gemuk.

Besides spending a considerable time, effort and money in order to cultivate that healthy cow look, it would seem that their other pastime is to bitch about other people.

Kenapa? Sebab kau dengki? Pasal takde sex life kot. Ataupun sebab kat Topshop tu tak jual thong saiz kau. (Largest size for underthings in Topshop, Miss Selfridge and Dorothy Perkins are Size 16. I doubt La Senza has anything bigger than that. Bras for King Kong's mom yes, panties, no.)

Lalu mereka pun mengutuk dan memaki-hamun mereka yang tiada sebarang kaitan dengan mereka. Pasal memang takde kerja.

Tengoklah. Esok aku ambik batang-batang sate dan sumbat ke dalam tempat-tempat anu korang semua baru tahu.

Cis, bedebah kamu awas!